“What if Wonder Woman was a Disney Princess?” by Bill Walko
This is spot-on perfect.
Disney Princess Wonder Woman is my favorite!
Steve is her sleeping beauty encased in ice.Unless they meant Steve ROGERS instead of Steve TREVOR. They kind of look the same. And Steve ROGERS was a sleeping beauty encased in ice.
Oh my God. Now I want to write that fic.
I’D READ IT.
SOPA EMERGENCY LIST.
SOPA Emergency IP list:
So if these ass-fucks in DC decide to
ruin the internet, here’s how to access your favorite sites
in the event of a DNS takedown
tumblr.com 174.121.194.34
wikipedia.org 208.80.152.201
# News
bbc.co.uk 212.58.241.131
aljazeera.com 198.78.201.252
# Social media
reddit.com 72.247.244.88
imgur.com 173.231.140.219
google.com 74.125.157.99
youtube.com 74.125.65.91
yahoo.com 98.137.149.56
hotmail.com 65.55.72.135
bing.com 65.55.175.254
digg.com 64.191.203.30
theonion.com 97.107.137.164
hush.com 65.39.178.43
gamespot.com 216.239.113.172
ign.com 69.10.25.46
cracked.com 98.124.248.77
sidereel.com 144.198.29.112
github.com 207.97.227.239
# Torrent sites
thepiratebay.org 194.71.107.15
mininova.com 80.94.76.5
btjunkie.com 93.158.65.211
demonoid.com 62.149.24.66
demonoid.me 62.149.24.67
# Social networking
facebook.com 69.171.224.11
twitter.com 199.59.149.230
tumblr.com 174.121.194.34
livejournal.com 209.200.154.225
dreamwidth.org 69.174.244.50
# Live Streaming Content
stickam.com 67.201.54.151
blogtv.com 84.22.170.149
justin.tv 199.9.249.21
chatroulette.com 184.173.141.231
omegle.com 97.107.132.144
own3d.tv 208.94.146.80
megavideo.com 174.140.154.32
# Television
gorillavid.com 178.17.165.74
videoweed.com 91.220.176.248
novamov.com 91.220.176.248
tvlinks.com 208.223.219.206
1channel.com 208.87.33.151
# Shopping
amazon.com 72.21.211.176
newegg.com 216.52.208.187
frys.com 209.31.22.39
# File Sharing
mediafire.com 205.196.120.13
megaupload.com 174.140.154.20
fileshare.com 208.87.33.151
multiupload.com 95.211.149.7
uploading.com 195.191.207.40
warez-bb.org 31.7.57.13
hotfile.com 199.7.177.218
gamespy.com 69.10.25.46
what.cd 67.21.232.223
warez.ag 178.162.238.136
putlocker.com 89.238.130.247
uploaded.to 95.211.143.200
dropbox.com 199.47.217.179
pastebin.com 69.65.13.216
Here’s a tip for the do-it-yourself crowd:
Go to your computer’s Start menu, and either go to
“run” or just search for “cmd.”
Open it up, and type in “ping [website address],”
Once you have the IP for a website, all you really
need to do is enter it like you would
a normal URL nd hit enter/press go. Typing in
“208.85.240.231”
should bring you to the front page of AO3,
for example, just as typing “174.121.194.34/dashboard”
should bring you straight to your Tumblr dashboard.
Since we’re obviously bracing for the worst case scenario
which would involve you not being
able to access the internet regularly, you should,
save this list.Dear Tumblr-ers, -ites, ettes, and whatever other things you may prefer,
Please reblog the crap out of this. Add to it if you feel there is stuff necessary but missing.
P.S. Thank you to the lovely who wrote this up.
PRINTSCREENED
Cool tech.
Saved. Because I’d rather have this and not need it, than need this and not have it.
^
Ditto
Saving this too.
(Source: kingwizardluna)
(Source: fuckyeahdementia)
An old comic I made for the Toronto Star… This still holds true, however—writing is like crawling through endless boxes. You crawl and crawl and crawl, until your blessed editor says “THIS WAS DUE MONTHS AGO WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING TO THE SCRIPT GIVE IT HERE” and then you quickly finish it and then you can stop \;o;/ (…until the edits roll in, that is)
This is SO TRUE. And adorable to boot.
Eliot Spencer on what killing does to you —- Leverage, S4E18 ‘The Last Dam Job’
My first thoughts upon seeing this scene: So, Eliot used to be Captain America and now he’s Batman?
Joss Whedon Says That THE AVENGERS Takes Place Mostly From Captain America's Point Of View
Makes sense to me, actually - between the fact that Steve is going to be adjusting to life 70 years in the future and he’s the only Avenger who missed out on most of the (more recent) events leading up to the Avengers initiative, his point of view is a good one to start with given that not all the audience will have seen all the films leading up to this.
Besides, setting it mostly in Steve’s point of view doesn’t necessarily mean all the focus has to be on him if it’s done right…
All things must pass, and my stone was no exception. It left fairly painlessly, we headed back home to Los Angeles, and for a few years my kidneys dutifully sorted waste products from my blood without incident.
Then, in 2006…
Denny Crane was bent over Candice Bergen’s desk, in a swirling maelstrom of physical agony.
(NOTE: This is not a passage from some sort of depraved Boston Legal fan fiction one would find on the Internet. Characters I’ve played, for some reason or another, always wind up in the most licentious fantasies of fan fiction authors. For years now, Kirk and Spock have heated up the pages of the fan fiction subgenre as slash fiction, which deals primarily in gay relationships. Neither of us is homosexual, but if I were to dabble, I would surely avoid any encounter with a creature famed for its Vulcan death grip.)
(ADDITIONAL NOTE: I have also been informed that there is more than one webpage out there dedicated to Denny Crane/Alan Shore slash fiction. It must have been all the cigar smoking we did. Either way, the fair-haired dazzlement that is James Spader is a bit more appealing than Spock. Sorry, Leonard.)
(FINAL NOTE: And it has come to my attention that some enterprising web scribes have also published T.J. Hooker slash fiction. I guess I had a way with a nightstick.)
(ADDENDUM TO FINAL NOTE: Please, slash fiction writers, don’t ever write any Twilight Zone “Nightmare at 20,000 Feet” stores. (I’d hate to picture myself making love to a gremlin.)
”William Shatner in Shatner Rules: Your Guide to Understanding the Shatnerverse and the World at Large (via uss-awesome)
Oh, my God, I had to clap my hand over my mouth to keep from laughing out loud at work when I read this…
(Source: ussawesome)
The plot of a vast majority of SteveTony fics. Which I’m totally okay with. xD
THIS IS SO TRUE.
Saint Nick is not amused, but I am. (And yes. The cat’s name is Saint Nick.) Merry Christmas to all who celebrate it!
Ranting about WIPs. But probably not the rant you’d expect.
I’m just going to preface this rant with a simple summation of the salient point:
If you are frustrated with an author’s apparent lack of progress on a WIP (work in progress), the last thing you want to do is give them grief about it or ask when it’ll be updated/done. Chances are, they don’t know either and are usually just as frustrated as you are! And all that does is make it more difficult for the author.
The rest of this is just me rambling about WIPs and why I understand why they irritate people but also why they’re necessary for some authors. (I intend to finish mine. This is not about mine. If I get stuck or Real Life puts me in the hospital again, I will at least summarize how it was supposed to end. AT LEAST. Or resort to the Scooby-Doo ending.)
This is what happens when I am the only person left in my office. It is long. If you don’t feel like reading a long rambling rant/essay thing about works in progress that is mostly here to work out my own issues on the subject, feel free to skip it.
When Pigs Fly: I hate cutting stuff out.
So I’m still working on the field trip part of When Pigs Fly and I’ve concluded that I’m actually going to have to cut it down somewhat. Seriously, the unedited draft of the field trip alone has hit 4000 words and Fury still hasn’t shown up to yell at them yet. I’m not letting myself update the capkink post or the AO3 draft until I finish the field trip, so this is understandably a bit irritating.
I really hate cutting parts out. Hate it, hate it, hate it. Because it feels like I just wasted all that time writing the parts that I’m tossing anyway. But if the only point of one scene is to include one tidbit of info and to work in a joke about a nickname… yeah.
Anyway. I’m just going to post the first scene of the field trip here, since I’m probably going to trash it and move the necessary dialogue elsewhere. It’ll make me feel better about having to cut most of it.
(Also, my work network makes no sense. Livejournal is blocked, but Tumblr is A-OK? What?)
These are the moments why I keep rewatching Sherlock over and over again.
What if the male Avengers posed like the female one?
